how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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