Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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