I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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