Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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