Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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