I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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