I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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