dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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