u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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