I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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