Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
