The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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