I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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