you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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