Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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