i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I think people are normalizing furries
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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