We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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