ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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