you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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