its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
