it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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