Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
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