I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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