the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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