I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Your cock deserves a montage
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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