If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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