morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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