Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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