do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I need moral support for this bender
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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