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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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