Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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