too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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