Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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