If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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