I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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