i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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