You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Shame - the story of my life.
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