so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Sacagawea was the original milf.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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