I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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