she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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