I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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