3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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