Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Life is so much better after having sex.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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