how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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