that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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