I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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