ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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