Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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