just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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