Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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