Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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