The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
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