i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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