make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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