she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
COCAINE IS GR8
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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