You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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