planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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